Man, where do I start?
- Dislocated big toe (jammed it into the turf)
-major ligament damage to my right ankle (guy dove on it when I was kicking a ball out of bounds)
-Torn ACL, PCL, MCL of various degrees
-major muscle bruise in my hip and quad (almost as bad as a break), after crashing on the DH course at COP
- Collapsed lung and broken ribs (it was great fun when the lung reinflated and I got a cold, causing knife like chest pains whenever I coughed)
-broke both collarbones (one in hockey, one in rugby)
-spiral fracture of the humurous (snowboard crash)
-various ET fingers (mainly rugby/football related)
-about 4 concussions
-stitches in my head and eye (head to head rugby collisions)
-stitches in my arm after impaling myself on a tree (my only fishing injury!)
-whiplash (rugby)
-torn bursa on my elbow and my knee, one of which requireed surgery (rugby)
-deviated septum (fancy way of saying I broke my nose kneeboading) still can't breathe out of one side of it.
-broken scaphoid (wrist)
The moral of the story is don't play rugby if you want to be able to walk at 40.
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