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Thor · 07-12-2010, 04:59 AM

A whole page on eggs, hilarious

Anyhow Science and the Koran, makes me giggle to say the two in the same sentence, so here we go:

"The sun ... runneth unto an appointed term."
The sun (according to the Quran) orbits the earth. 13:2

"He ... spread out the earth."
Sounds like a flat earth to me. 13:3

"And the earth have We spread out."
The earth is flat according to the Quran. 15:19

The sun rises and sets at particular places on a flat earth. At the westernmost point on earth, the sun sets in a muddy spring. 18:86, 90

The sun "floats" in an orbit around the earth. 21:33

The heavens and the earth were of one piece, then We parted them."
The sun, stars, and earth were joined together until Allah separated them (about six thousand years ago). 21:30

The earth is fixed and does not move. 27:61

"He hath subdued the sun and moon to service. Each runneth unto an appointed term."
The sun orbits the earth. 35:13

"We decked the nether heaven with lamps."
Allah put "lamps" in the lower heaven to serve as lights. These are the stars that we see in the sky at night. 41:12

"And the earth have We spread out."
The earth is flat according to the Quran. 50:7

"And the earth have We laid out, how gracious is the Spreader (thereof)!"
The earth is flat according to the Quran. 51:48

"The moon was rent in twain."
Muhammaed split the moon into two pieces. Beat that one, Jesus! 54:1-2

"Allah it is who hath created seven heavens, and of the earth the like thereof."
The "seven heavens" refer to the sun, moon, and five planets that were known at the time of Muhammad (Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn). The earth was flat and the "seven "heavens" revolved around it. 65:12

http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.co...ence/long.html

07-12-2010, 04:59 AM	#261
Thor God of Hating Twitter Join Date: Apr 2006 Exp:	A whole page on eggs, hilarious Anyhow Science and the Koran, makes me giggle to say the two in the same sentence, so here we go: "The sun ... runneth unto an appointed term." The sun (according to the Quran) orbits the earth. 13:2 "He ... spread out the earth." Sounds like a flat earth to me. 13:3 "And the earth have We spread out." The earth is flat according to the Quran. 15:19 The sun rises and sets at particular places on a flat earth. At the westernmost point on earth, the sun sets in a muddy spring. 18:86, 90 The sun "floats" in an orbit around the earth. 21:33 The heavens and the earth were of one piece, then We parted them." The sun, stars, and earth were joined together until Allah separated them (about six thousand years ago). 21:30 The earth is fixed and does not move. 27:61 "He hath subdued the sun and moon to service. Each runneth unto an appointed term." The sun orbits the earth. 35:13 "We decked the nether heaven with lamps." Allah put "lamps" in the lower heaven to serve as lights. These are the stars that we see in the sky at night. 41:12 "And the earth have We spread out." The earth is flat according to the Quran. 50:7 "And the earth have We laid out, how gracious is the Spreader (thereof)!" The earth is flat according to the Quran. 51:48 "The moon was rent in twain." Muhammaed split the moon into two pieces. Beat that one, Jesus! 54:1-2 "Allah it is who hath created seven heavens, and of the earth the like thereof." The "seven heavens" refer to the sun, moon, and five planets that were known at the time of Muhammad (Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn). The earth was flat and the "seven "heavens" revolved around it. 65:12 http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.co...ence/long.html __________________ Allskonar fyrir Aumingja!!