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Originally Posted by united
Fair to assume the Groomsmen will be Stormtroopers and the Bridesmaids will be Jabba's dancing slaves? Plus Justice of the Peace, Obi Wan Kenobi?
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Darth Vader will be doing the ceremony, once Darth Vader marries you, you stay married, until Death do you part, which is about 15 minutes later.
Darth Vader - "Do you Mike Fisher take Carrie Fisher to have and to hammer til death do you part?"
Mike Fisher - "I do"
Darth Vader - "Do you Carrie Underwood take Mike Fisher, to honor, respect and be faithful to until death do you part"
Carrie Underwood - "I do"
Darth Vader - "LLLIAAAAR!!" makes a crushing gesture
Carrie Underwood - "Gah" Dies
Mike Fisher - "She's dead"
Vader "NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"