[shermanator]

Bumping the thread for this epic post

Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz

Serioulsy, why does just about every dude on the board assume that

1) They are so attracive that gay men will be unable to refrain from hitting on them
2) They are the best looking member of the rec league team and as such would be object of their gay team mate's ogling in the shower
3) Gay dudes on their team are so socially inpet that they would choose the post game shower as an appropriate time to come out to their team, and profess their love to you

I'm not afaid of these things for three reasons
1) I have a hard enough time getting women to hit on me, I highly doubt I could put in enough effort to get dudes to do it as well
2) Handsome as I am, I'm pretty sure any gay guy on my Rec League team would probably go for HulkRogan (he's so dreamy), unless of course Hulk is himself gay, in which case he'd definitely hit on me
3) If you were going to profess your love for a girl would your first impulse be to remove your clothes first? I mean I know "The Naked Man" works 2 out of 3 times, but it requires supprise, and I don't think a post game shower would work the same way.