[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by HeartsOfFire

If it weren't for the fact your original posts have been quoted so many times, you might have been able to retcon and make this true. Fortunately, you cannot.

Are you saying I'd go back and change my post if it hadn't been quoted? I've never done this so stop attempting to slander me.

And even if I were feeling generous, and gave you the benefit of the doubt, if you indeed were making a tongue in cheek comment over a primarily-text medium, then yes, you ought to make that clear, lest your words be construed as pretty cut-and-dry.

Most reasonably intelligent people would be able to see that it was tongue in cheek. Next time I'll put it in big bright neon green letters just for you! Is that good enough for you?

But I don't believe you for an eye-blink

I think that's more a reflection of your intelligence than anything to do with me.

You're right about stoning, but you're wrong about prison. If convicted of a criminal offense, a defendant almost always does time, and may additionally be fined. The time may be served in something as minor as house-arrest or community service, all the way up to maximum security, but in some way, shape, or form, they lose their freedom until the sentence is satisfied.

For summary conviction offences that fall under the jurisdiction of the federal government (which includes all criminal law), section 787 of the Criminal Code of Canada specifies that, unless another punishment is provided for by law, the maximum penalty for a summary conviction offence is a sentence of 6 months of imprisonment, a fine of $5000 or both.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summary_offence

Once again you are wrong. Keep in mind that first time offenders rarely get the maximum.

AND that it was a mistake on his part, AND that his punishment was rightly deserved.

I'd make a remark about common sense and your teeth, but that would be unbecoming of me, so instead I'll use the more appropriate internet vernacular and simply state:




And to that, good sir, I say "Thank the powers that be that we will never have to stand before you in a tribunal that matters."

Is there a point to this or are you just throwing random gibberish on the wall in the hope that some of it will stick and fool people into believing you're smart?