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Originally Posted by hulkrogan
I'm awesome at catching food in my mouth thrown over long distances. People used to huck M&M's at me from across lecture theatres in university.
I do a killer Dr. Claw impression.
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I used to be the same until a tragic incident with my wife at a picnic. We were casually tossing large seedless green grapes into each other's mouth across a picnic table with me making fun of her poor aim. Suddenly, she decided it would improve her aim if she threw it hard like a dart right at me instead of lobbing it. Because I wasn't expecting it, I didn't have time to react as it got me right in the eye at about 50 MPH. I've been gun-shy ever since...