Go to nearest pawn shop or used video game store. Or e bay if need be, and grab these three titles.
Earthbound
Chrono Trigger
Final Fantasy III
Grab those three and get back to me in 4-6 months. You'll need two buckets. One for urine, the other for feces.
You"ll need a bulk pack of tissues because you will jizz in your pants more than a few times.
You'll need a phone with speed dial keys (dominos, chinese restaurants etc.)
You will need some form of caffeine. Jolt cola used to do the trick for me when they sold the stuff.
After you've finished them you will also need to get a life and a girlfriend. In the meantime though, ENJOY!
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