Anybody ever seen the old black guy out front of Toronto City Hall? He wrote on the sidewalk "I AM A MASTURBATER" and stands there with a stick. He then points at you with the stick, which draws your attention to the message on the ground, and then he looks at you and goes "You know what I'm talking about, and you're having as much fun doing it as I am" (and then laughs his ass off, especially when women are walking by). He is my new favourite Canadian crazy.
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