If she was really rude you can give up your seat, but you should fire off a fabric staining gas bicuit before you stand up, that way she can comfortably sit in flavor country, and everytime she inhales she can think of you.
But seriously, I'll give up my seat to the elderly, the infirmed, and hot chicks.
But no fat chicks.
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