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CaptainCrunch · 06-21-2010, 01:50 PM

Chuck Norris is Clint Eastwood if Chuck Norris had a pair.

Clint Eastwood doesn't need the whole wooo chang high Karate. If you piss him off, he either punches your face off, or shoots you with the biggest gun that he can find.

Chuck Norris needed Delta force. Clint Eastwood dragged a rag tag untested rookie laden Marine Force Recon Unit full of losers up a hill for no reason.

Chuck Norris has a beard. Clint Eastwood threatened to bend a Bartender over a table and pop his cherry because he liked rousting Marines.

Chuck Norris has been is some of the worst movies of all time. Clint Eastwood not only acted in great movies, but directed some of the finest films of our day. All while bench pressing 250 pounds for 8 hours straight.

06-21-2010, 01:50 PM	#22
CaptainCrunch Norm! Join Date: Jun 2002 Exp:	Chuck Norris is Clint Eastwood if Chuck Norris had a pair. Clint Eastwood doesn't need the whole wooo chang high Karate. If you piss him off, he either punches your face off, or shoots you with the biggest gun that he can find. Chuck Norris needed Delta force. Clint Eastwood dragged a rag tag untested rookie laden Marine Force Recon Unit full of losers up a hill for no reason. Chuck Norris has a beard. Clint Eastwood threatened to bend a Bartender over a table and pop his cherry because he liked rousting Marines. Chuck Norris has been is some of the worst movies of all time. Clint Eastwood not only acted in great movies, but directed some of the finest films of our day. All while bench pressing 250 pounds for 8 hours straight. __________________ My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!