And now for something completely different
A Racially charged joke:
Parvinder and Habib are pandhandlers.
They panhandle in different areas of Calgary.
Habib panhandles just as long as Parvinder but only collects 2 to 3 dollars
every day.
Parvinder brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Habib says to Parvinder 'I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?'
Parvinder says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say?'
Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support.'
Parvinder says 'No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars'
Habib says... 'So what does your sign say'?
Parvinder shows Habib his sign. It reads:
'I only need another $10 to move back to Pakistan'.