Does this thread make anyone else's head hurt?
Fact:
Sun makes things warm
Fact:
Global warming is caused by things being warm.
Fact:
If the Sun was to explode, it would eventually be less warm than it is now
Therefore: We should cause the sun to explode.
QED
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