[Reaper]

Originally Posted by Potty

Guard:

"What is the purpose of your visit?"

Me:

"Well, I'm on my way to Seattle for the Mariners game. We'll probably stop on the way for a quick bite to eat, maybe at the casino buffet, not sure though. I would like to stop in for a couple spins at the roulette wheel, but I don't know if we'll have time. I also want to stop and check out a new BBQ, probably stop at a couple different places. My old one finally stopped working, too bad, I loved that thing. Then we'll head to the stadium early, I have a place I like to park but you have to get there about two hours before the game to get a spot. Probably just hang out there and get a hot dog, if I'm not too full from the buffet. blah, blah, blah, etc., etc.

"So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time..."