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Russic · 06-01-2010, 01:56 PM

Dammit. My opus was deleted. Ah well ... here we go again.

I would select 10 deserving family members or friends and give them a lump some of money. Not enough that they could all retire, but enough that they could pay off their houses and live without financial concern. Those undeserving members of my family would receive 4 lbs. of smoked salmon flown in from the west coast. Take it or leave it.

I would buy a giant plot of land and build a modestly sized house with frills out the ass. I'm thinking log cabin ... it should have the appearance that it was built by some hybrid of Paul Bunyan and Jesus. I want an iPad built into almost every wall and I want to be able to turn on any light, lock any door and send music to any square inch of the home. Heated tile everywhere.

I want a cook. Hell, I want a team of cooks. 3 will do. I want them to hail from different parts of the world. Think Captain Planet, only their duty is to get me fat. I'd build a bitching guest house on the opposite end of my property and let them live in it rent-free and pay them modestly. There would be 2 females and one male and they'd all be single and beautiful so that there's always a thick level of sexual tension at every meal.

Each year I'd take my friends on an extravagant vacation for 2 weeks somewhere in the world. The theme of the trip would change each time and at the end of each one we would announce the location of the following years trip. You know how at the end of Survivor they announce where the next season would be? It would be just like that.

I would probably do something turbo boring with the rest. Invest it probably. I got my dog from a very nice lady out in High River ... I'd probably donate some to her.

06-01-2010, 01:56 PM	#43
Russic Dances with Wolves Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Section 304 Exp:	Dammit. My opus was deleted. Ah well ... here we go again. I would select 10 deserving family members or friends and give them a lump some of money. Not enough that they could all retire, but enough that they could pay off their houses and live without financial concern. Those undeserving members of my family would receive 4 lbs. of smoked salmon flown in from the west coast. Take it or leave it. I would buy a giant plot of land and build a modestly sized house with frills out the ass. I'm thinking log cabin ... it should have the appearance that it was built by some hybrid of Paul Bunyan and Jesus. I want an iPad built into almost every wall and I want to be able to turn on any light, lock any door and send music to any square inch of the home. Heated tile everywhere. I want a cook. Hell, I want a team of cooks. 3 will do. I want them to hail from different parts of the world. Think Captain Planet, only their duty is to get me fat. I'd build a bitching guest house on the opposite end of my property and let them live in it rent-free and pay them modestly. There would be 2 females and one male and they'd all be single and beautiful so that there's always a thick level of sexual tension at every meal. Each year I'd take my friends on an extravagant vacation for 2 weeks somewhere in the world. The theme of the trip would change each time and at the end of each one we would announce the location of the following years trip. You know how at the end of Survivor they announce where the next season would be? It would be just like that. I would probably do something turbo boring with the rest. Invest it probably. I got my dog from a very nice lady out in High River ... I'd probably donate some to her.