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Bring_Back_Shantz · 05-30-2010, 08:20 PM

I'm going to propose a new internet law.
I'll call it Shantz's Law.
I got thinking of it a while back, and this seems as good a place to bring it up as any.

Shantz's Law:
Any law a person disagrees with, despite the existance of any number of logical reasons for it's existence, and that carries a fine for violating it, will be deemd a "Cash Cow" by said person.

Corallary: When presented with any number of logical reasons for the existance of a finable offence that a person does not agree with, that person will immediatly suggest that Cops should abandon said "Cash Cow" and focus on real crimes instead. Most notably murder, gangs, and pedophiles.

05-30-2010, 08:20 PM	#78
Bring_Back_Shantz Franchise Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome! Exp:	I'm going to propose a new internet law. I'll call it Shantz's Law. I got thinking of it a while back, and this seems as good a place to bring it up as any. Shantz's Law: Any law a person disagrees with, despite the existance of any number of logical reasons for it's existence, and that carries a fine for violating it, will be deemd a "Cash Cow" by said person. Corallary: When presented with any number of logical reasons for the existance of a finable offence that a person does not agree with, that person will immediatly suggest that Cops should abandon said "Cash Cow" and focus on real crimes instead. Most notably murder, gangs, and pedophiles. __________________ THE SHANTZ WILL RISE AGAIN. <-----Check the Badge bitches. You want some Awesome, you come to me!