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Originally Posted by Locke

Heres the real secret:

Me, I prefer to keep my body in a constant state of alert, its important to keep applying additives that ensure that no bacteria can live in your body.

To this end, I apply a consistent stream of scotch, rye, beer, more scotch, maintain the beer, add some painkillers because by this point you'll need 'em, more scotch, some beer and then whatever you find in the medicine cabinet.

This approach makes it impossible for anything to survive in your body.

Including you! But only sometimes.

We must be brothers our mom never told us about!