[FanIn80]

...but this is probably too much discussion for a thread that was obviously just a simple joke-post. It's unfortunate that there wasn't an Android thread handy for me to bump, and I had to create one from scratch, but I think everyone realizes it was all in jest.

I think, with all the "jokes" Apple users constantly see in our threads here, firing back with one of our own shouldn't be considered all that untoward. I'm actually relieved at the fairly mellow response. I was afraid I was going to get melted off the face of the planet for posting this, even in spite of my aforementioned observation.