One night a long time ago, after a heavy night of drinking at the Whiskey, me and buddy decided to go buy some bottles of Corona and toss the beer bottles at parked cars while l drove (stupid, l know). My passenger side window did not roll down, so he had to hang halfway outside the car with his door open. I don't know why l thought this at the time, but i figured l would get as close to the other cars as possble while i drove by them so he could have better aim. Remember...his passenger side door was open...
So the very first truck is comming up, he's hanging out the side door bottle in hand. I weave as close as i can to the parked truck, and the bumper of the truck smashes into my open passenger door. Immediately after that happened l remember thinking why the F would you drive so close to a parked car with the door open...IDIOT!!!! My friend must have seen it comming last second, because he ducked in and the door literally shut around his head. I watched him actually grab the door handle and open the door. I pulled over and immediately thought l had killed my friend. He was groggy for a couple seconds, then starts yelling at me "GO! GO!" as someone came out of the house after the noise. Yup, pretty stupid thing to do.
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