[CaptainCrunch]

When I was about 15 I was in Nova Scotia on an exchange trip, got drunk with the locals and decided to take a piss. I took 3 steps and someone grabbed me as I had already stepped off of a cliff.

When I was in the army, I decided to exit a helicopter far too early, thankfully I fell 40 feet into a huge snow bank.

I was out at my cousins house shooting rifles by the grain silos. I didn't trust my cousin so I decided to walk behind the silo and come out on the other side which should have been a safer spot to watch from. When I came around the corner he had walked over to see where I had gone, I walked stomach first into the rifle barrel, my cousin didn't have the safety on, lucky for me he had taken his finger out of the trigger guard.

I was showing off for a girl in elementary and decided to hang upside from the monkey bars. While she was watching, I hung upside down on the bar that was still wet from rain early today. I slipped off and fell the 5 or so feet pile driving myself head first onto the gravel pad knocking myself unconcious, busting open my head bleeding gallons of blood. I missed a week and a half from school with a major concussion and the I scared the poor girl half to death.