[Street Pharmacist]

I figured most people probably have some pretty good stupid people stories. So with fresh inspiration I thought I'd share a few.


So I just got back from Vegas. While gambling on the fake horsies there, I decided to get a beer. In my change I got a half-dollar. I had never seen one before, so I commented to this effect to my girlfriend. Another girl sitting beside us laughed and said
"Oh my God, you've never seen one?"
To which I replied, "We're from Canada"
To which she replied, "Well don't you guys, like, use American money there?"

Okay. Stupid response number one. My girlfriend being the nice person, said, "No. Would you like to see a Caadian $5?"
"Sure"
She flashed her a colourful $5
"Oh my god, is that a Euro?"
"No it's 5 Canadian Dollars"
"Are you guy part of the Euro?"

I called her an idiot. I couldn't help it.


Another good one. I was driving by a field with my girlfriend at the time (previous girlfriend) and saw a white horse. I jokingly said, "Hey look! A unicorn!"
"Where? I've never seen a live one!"
"Of course not. They don't exist...."
"How do you know?"
"Umm...I guess I don't. Sigh."

Same girlfriend before the trip:
"I have a question: So is Vancouver in North America, or just America?"
"Haha. You're pretty"