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The 56-year-old from California spent 2,205 hours--"the equivalent of playing for eight hours a day, five days a week, for an entire year" -- over the past three years playing his favorite game, Bejeweled 2. In that time, he accumulated the game's highest allowable score, 4,872,229 gems, to "beat" it.
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Wow, if you told me a guy went on line and spent the equivalent of one work year beating something, I. . . . well, I wouldn't have guessed it was Bejeweled 2.
Congratulations, sir, on not having:
(a) a family;
(b) a respectable online addiction, like furry porn;
(c) adequate vitamin D;
(d) an ability to contribute meaningfully to conversations with regular people;
(e) the ability to walk to the fridge without getting winded;
(f) a practical working knowledge of the female anatomy;
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