Fan: "Could you perform your favorite line from Transformers the Movie?"
Nimoy: "No, I won't. Because I am 79 years old and I don't remember my memory! So what was my best line?"
Fan: "Coronation Starscream? This is bad comedy!"
Nimoy: "Wha? Coronation? .... Starscream? This is bad comedy? Who writes this stuff??!!"
Nimoy: "Speaking of Transformers the Movie, Michael Bay directed Transformers the movie"
Crowd: "eehhhh..."
Nimoy: "Well I was in the original one"
Fan: "Yeah that's what I'm talking about"
Nimoy: "Well Michael Bay won't give me a role in the new Transformers Movies. I think he has some grudge against Star Trek"
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Nimoy: "And Michael Bay is my cousin!!! I'm married to Susan Bay Nimoy!!!"
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