Tongue and cheek article from the New Yorker about iPad
No disrespect intended
Quote:
Least Common Complaints About the New Ipad
· The iBookstore ichthyology section includes almost nothing on lampreys.
· Upscaling makes porn unexpectedly upsetting.
· Insufficient media coverage.
· When used as murder weapon, oleophobic coating does not completely eliminate incriminating fingerprints.
· Time-travel app does not automatically adjust for Julian calendar.
· Unwilling to buy anything from Apple ever since Steve Jobs killed my parents.
More from the rest of the article here:
http://www.newyorker.com/talk/2010/0...a_talk_kimball
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