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Old 04-17-2010, 02:02 PM   #289
Mr.Coffee
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Originally Posted by fotze View Post
I m a middling driver, unless we are talking about golf where I am also middling.
Probably an average friend, tend to not phone people back.
Give very little to charity, unless I get something back, like chance at winning a home, or are guilted into giving.
Middling in my field at best.
Pretty law abiding.
Terrible eater, probably 10-15 years off my life from what I have eaten.
Short as fata, just a notch above midget.
Middling athlete who quit hockey at 8 cause some other kid picked on me.
That badass trophy in your office for winning last year's golf tourney disagrees with statement 1.

You have friends?

Midget is accurate, but I'm right down there with you.

Engineers bashing landmen about humility is rich. We're not the ones cruising around with pinky finger rings.
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