I saw this on a television show before.
Here is what you're going to want to do.
1: Paint some awesome mural all over the vehicle in question
2: Insure said vehicle as a piece of art.
3: Have a trustworthy accomplice "steal" the vehicle in question
4: Burn vehicle
5: Submit insurance claim once vehicle is found by authorities.
6: Get drunk and party.
Insurance pays out quite a bit more for art pieces than it does for old shtty vehicles.
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