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bcb · 04-12-2010, 10:26 PM

Taking care of Kids 101: The 7 Step Method
Lesson 1: Choosing the correct size television for proper brain stimulation
Lesson 2: How young is too young for an Ipod?
Lesson 3: Your child's teacher: The surrogate parent
Lesson 4: Age 8: Introduction to Swanson's TV dinners
Lesson 5: So your child burned down the school library...
Lesson 6: How to correctly blame everyone else for your child's deficiencies
Lesson 7: Etiquette during visiting hours at the local correctional facility

04-12-2010, 10:26 PM	#24
bcb Scoring Winger Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Calgary Exp:	Taking care of Kids 101: The 7 Step Method Lesson 1: Choosing the correct size television for proper brain stimulation Lesson 2: How young is too young for an Ipod? Lesson 3: Your child's teacher: The surrogate parent Lesson 4: Age 8: Introduction to Swanson's TV dinners Lesson 5: So your child burned down the school library... Lesson 6: How to correctly blame everyone else for your child's deficiencies Lesson 7: Etiquette during visiting hours at the local correctional facility __________________ “The fact is that censorship always defeats it's own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion.” Henry Steel Commager (1902-1998)