OK. So you got caught, got off easy without a criminal record, and are trying to scheme a way out?
Be a man, man. Accept your fate, learn from it, and maybe even drop a few pounds over the month while walking. Who knows? maybe with your new-found physique you will meet a pretty girl who also enjoys walking and get started on a health kick that will last your entire life.
The externalities can be positive, yo.
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