Ok...so I used to really like burger king food. It was really only one of the few fast food places I used to enjoy. One day I was chowing down on a burger from there and pulled out the longest, gnarliest pube I'd ever seen. I was pretty grossed out so food was chucked and I decided to say away from burger king. It was on principle alone, as I know that could happen anywhere. So a couple years later I'm out in Nanaimo. I was jonesin' for a whopper pretty bad, not havin one in a couple years. I thought what the hell...lets give 'er. I grab some food, head to the beach to enjoy my meal. I get there, sit down and have a long draw from my coke and what comes up the effin straw? You guessed it...the same ugly pube I spat out years before in Calgary. I couldn't friggin believe it! I didnt even get a chance to unwrap the burger!! I was so pissed I threw it all at the seagulls and have never been back to bk. I should really have written them a letter or some damn thing...not that it would probably have done any good.
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