I told a girl that I know that I would buy her breast implants if she would have sex with me.
Once I got done I yelled out April Fools and dove out the window.
Now I have a broken arm and my shoes are still in her place.
Stupid April Fools.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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