I'm 42 and I've had enough one night stands. My whole dating history outside of one relationship have been really short termed. Mainly because I'm a self important opinionated blow hard with a love for a well made sandwich.
I've always thought that Martha Stewart would be the perfect wife for me because she would probably make a really pretty star shaped sandy.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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