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Originally Posted by return to the red
yah, it seems like every time I was a dick I ended up doing fairly well. I had another time where a cute girl came up to me and asked in quite a shy and cute manor if she new me from somewhere to which I replied "not sure did we ######?" she damn near slapped me at first but if we hadn't done the deed before we sure did that night.
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Nice.
The best pick up lines get straight to the point:
"Hi, whats you name"
"Jess..."
*Interupts* "So you want to f%*^?"