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Originally Posted by Russic
I still remember the time I went out with a bunch of guys for a friends bachelor party. We ended up at a bar and since each and every single one of us was in a relationship, we weren't looking for women.
Never before have I been hit on so much. I should clarify ... I am not an overly good looking man. There was just something about a group of guys giving every girl in the bar the cold shoulder that sent them into a frenzy. It was the same scenario each time: a group of girls would stand on the perimeter, then they'd send in one to test the waters. Each time the question was either "are you guys gay?" or "are you in the army?" followed by nervous laughter. I've never seen girls act like ... well ... like guys. It was a little strange.
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So just tell them that you really only need one girl because you and your buddies want to try a gang bang.
Oh and you can totally pay for it.
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