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Old 03-29-2010, 03:21 PM   #26
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Originally Posted by gargamel View Post
If you ask a girl if she wants a drink and she says yes, she means that she would like for you to buy her a drink. Handing her your half empty beer and telling her that it was too skunked for you anyway will win you no points. This seems obvious when you're sober.
No, but if she asks you to buy her a drink and you order her a cement mixer, you get partial points, where you get big points is if you act totally petulant when she rejects it, because you have rejection issues from your childhood caused by your dad thinking that your a queer because you liked figure skating instead of hockey you would get points. And all you were looking for was a girl that would just hold you, you would get even bigger points.
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