Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
"Hey baby, your stunningly average, but I'll be blunt, I've totally had sex with hotter woman then you."
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Sounds like the time I saw my buddy standing with three hot chicks and then point at me. The three girls proceeded to walk up to me and tell me that my buddy had told them I would buy them shots to which I replied "I don't buy shooters for average looking girls". They stormed away but ten minutes later we were at the bar and they were buying ME rounds of shots.