Time to change my approach
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This article doesn't surprise me in any way. I would say we've all seen many examples of these.
1. Talking a lot can be annoying.
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I'm going to use the same technique as Nick used on Mallory in family ties. A well timed Hey yo should do it
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2. Every nice guy who has been through high school knows the girl always finds the guy who isn't head-over-heels in love with her more attractive.
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"Yeah baby, your alright for plowing but I wouldn't sell the farm to use your equipment"
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3. If you can't dance well, it may be best to just not try.
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Do the Fonzie thing where you just plant your feet in one place and snap your fingers once in a while.
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4. Complimenting her is one thing, but an attractive girl at a bar is going to hear how sexy she is repeatedly throughout and evening and it's going to probably get annoying or creepy.
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"Hey baby, your stunningly average, but I'll be blunt, I've totally had sex with hotter woman then you."
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5. There's nice, and then there's nice. You hear so many stories of guys who are diabetes-inducing nice and it's just not appealing. A happy medium must be found.
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Hey, I'd totally like to date you, but I don't think you can afford me"
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6. Having a strange name is probably an odd thing to discriminate against, but you know what they say about first impressions.
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"The names Kickass . . . Johnny Kickass, but you can call me Paul"