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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
The CIA called it operation Masque of Red Death. They manufactured enemies for the United States throughout the World. Castro was an actor named William Brownstain from Ohio who before getting his big role as the evil Fidel Castro was a semi successful dinner theatre actor in Chicago.
Osama Bin Laden, real name Mark Post was most famous for his one man show "Yes I am Cher" where he crossed dressed as the famous Singer Dancer. He nailed the role of Osama Bin Laden in his auditions before the CIA Talent Management Company known as Paramont Pictures, a front organization dedicated to the creation of enemy political leaders who would become threats to the U.S.
Saddam Hussein ironically actually used his real name, he was discovered by an agent working at a Star Bucks in Las Angeles. While he looked menacing, the CIA performed 16 hours of cosmetic surgery on him to give him the famous Mustache. His choice of Audition pieces was Willy Lohman's final speech from Death of a Salesman.
Kim Jung-Il was a college student by the name of Lin ye Tang who was attending the famous film school at UCLA. He was seconded to the CIA by rogue CIA agent George Lucas who's actual job was to create a famous legacy movie then slowly destroy it thus destabilizing the militant Star Wars fan base.
The details of Abjemadid or whatever his name is are a closely guarded secret. But people have wondered about the dissapearance of the actor who played Johnny in the Karate Kid for years.
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