I wonder how special I'd feel if I bought an HP Envy?
Come on, it's only $2500 at Best Buy, and it looks just like a Mac!
Err... well... except that it's made of plastic, it has multiple parts and is sh*t brown. It has lousy, non-dual band wireless, only a 6 cell battery and a track pad that tries to copy the Mac's multi-touch, but fails miserably. Yeah, it has an i7, but my Dell Studio laptop kicks the snot out of that Envy in specs, and I got it for $1300 less.
The best part is they even named it "Envy." Haha. Envious of what, exactly?