Professor Farnsworth is a legend. The episode where they all get youthesized is amazing. Farnsworth attempting to drive the ship is non-stop comedic genius.
Farnsworth: Let's get this gargoyle hunt on the road. Driving gloves, driving goggles. Driving thong. There.
Leela: Uh, maybe I should drive.
Farnsworth: You? A woman? I'm trying to catch a monster not find the quickest route to the mall! Let me just adjust the seat
[Pulls lever and face slides up until it's pressed against the windshield]
....
[Long train of cars stuck crawling behind the ship. One pulls around to pass it]
Randy [from his car]: Hey grandpa, move your wrinkly old kiester!
[He drives away. a few seconds pass.]
Farnsworth [from ship]: Shut up!
...
Leela: For heaven's gate Professor this ship can do 99% light speed. Why are we going at 35 miles an hour?
Farnsworth: Because we're in a hurry that's why.
Leela: Plus you have the highbeams on!
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