KTrain went above and beyond the call of duty. He did three variations of the photo. My wife is very happy with the result, and you know what they say, a happy wife is a happy life.
When the missus asked what she could do about this, I said leave it with me as I know some good folks who will help. KTrain turned it around in about an hour. We're very appreciative. Thanks, everyone, for the condolences.