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Originally Posted by mykalberta
Nope, the MYK standards are many years in the making.
Pierced Lip = FAIL
Pierced eyebrow = FAIL
Tatoo above ass larger then clenched fist = FAIL
Implants = FAIL
Tatoo on arms = FAIL.
She had 4/5 = FAIL.
Like I said, other than that she was quite attractive and we meshed well. Not sure if my buddy won last night - he ran interference for me in Jamaica so eventually I knew I had to return the favor because metal detector red heads are his cryptonite - last night was it.
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My buddies call it "jumping on the grenade" haha. btw I totally agree with your call. I don't think I have quite as hard a line as you, but ya that stuff you mentioned is a big turn-off for sure.
Times like St. Pats is when I really wish I didn't have a girlfriend. Maybe its because I don't really go to the bar too much anymore, but damn were there some hotties last night! I love when girls get all Irish'd out for St. Pats, with the green shirts and that curly ringlet hair.
EDIT: Just had poo #3 of the day already(I'm broken today). The first two weren't green, and the third one was extremely green. Hahaha wtf??? I heart St. Patty's Day...