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Originally Posted by Suzles
So do the Flames call me, send me autographed jerseys, give me season tickets? I was very brave and didn't cry and it freakin' hurts this morning so any sympathy is greatly appreciated!!  |
I am still waiting to be compensated for being sh1tkicked by 2 of the yellow shirt security guards that used to work the Sport Chek Zone over a case of mistaken identity. Not kidding you, I was beat up , like
really beat up, (busted lip black eyes etc) by 2 of them in the side stairwells where you exit from the blacks in 2006. They even smashed my cell phone when I was trying to call the cops. Ripped a 700 lambskin jacket, got blood all over my Jersey (which I admit is kinda cool). I will admit I called them dickless-roid-head-minimum wage-rent-a-cops when I was getting ejected, but the whole thing was all over something I didn't do.
I had over 10 witnesses, and numerous people went to the security office to back me up... what did I get? Lower bowl tickets for the remainder of the game and a beer once they had realized the error, and that I was a STH. I was told to sue the security company they sub contracted to, but the problem is without the identity of the guy who did the pounding, I was screwed, and he left as soon as the police went looking for him. 1 week later, they no longer had the yellow shirt guys up there. Unofficially, I heard it was because of my incident. So knowing I cost them their contract with the Flames was solace enough.
So the likelyhood of being compensated... doubtful.
And yes I realize you were joking....