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Originally Posted by Suzles
My husband and I always go ice side for the Flames warm up and usually sit near to the goal and behind the netting. Last night we had been given tickets by a friend, so I said, 'Let's sit further round where there is no net and see if we can if get a puck for our friend.'
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So do the Flames call me, send me autographed jerseys, give me season tickets? I was very brave and didn't cry and it freakin' hurts this morning so any sympathy is greatly appreciated!!  |
So wait; you sat in a place with no netting specifically so you could get a puck.
You end up getting hit by a puck and now you want free stuff from the Flames?
Just go stand behind someone backing out of a parking spot; I hear that can be much more lucrative.
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