Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community - View Single Post - Can 100 kids beat a professional soccer team?

Nage Waza · 03-08-2010, 05:37 PM

I think soccer is for sure the easiest sport to lose at versus 100 kids, the field is simply way to crowded.
NBA players would simply pass the ball over everyone's heads and nail three pointers and if they miss it is a slam dunk. They would repeat that over and over again.
Hockey is as simple as Ovechkin stealing the puck and driving the net as opponents explode all over. Even a goon would skate circles around average players (I was very impressed when this first happened to me). I am not sure what would happen with 100 opponents on the ice at once but I am sure the kids would scramble for cover when Chara lines up a slap shot.
Baseball would result in a perfect game by any pro pitcher.
An NFL game would be won no matter how they chose to play. Any 6 foot 6 receiver would simply catch balls over everyone's heads, a running back would obliterate anyone in their path, and the offensive line would push forward at the snap and allow the QB to walk forward enough that every fourth down they would easily be able to drive down the field.
I am curious how Navy Seals would do against 100 kid paint ballers or other strange combinations.

03-08-2010, 05:37 PM	#11
Nage Waza Offered up a bag of cans for a custom user title Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Westside Exp:	I think soccer is for sure the easiest sport to lose at versus 100 kids, the field is simply way to crowded. NBA players would simply pass the ball over everyone's heads and nail three pointers and if they miss it is a slam dunk. They would repeat that over and over again. Hockey is as simple as Ovechkin stealing the puck and driving the net as opponents explode all over. Even a goon would skate circles around average players (I was very impressed when this first happened to me). I am not sure what would happen with 100 opponents on the ice at once but I am sure the kids would scramble for cover when Chara lines up a slap shot. Baseball would result in a perfect game by any pro pitcher. An NFL game would be won no matter how they chose to play. Any 6 foot 6 receiver would simply catch balls over everyone's heads, a running back would obliterate anyone in their path, and the offensive line would push forward at the snap and allow the QB to walk forward enough that every fourth down they would easily be able to drive down the field. I am curious how Navy Seals would do against 100 kid paint ballers or other strange combinations.