If people can pick up dog crap, you should be able pick up a dead bird.
1. Place hands inside plastic bag.
2. Grab bird.
3. Pull bird inside bag.
4. Tie knot with bag ends.
5. Throw bag in garbage bin.
6. Even though you didn't actually touch the bird, scrub hands feverishly with ammonia and water for three hours.
Holy crap, has society become pussified.
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