O canada!
Our home and
native land! [offensive to immigrants]
True patriot love in all thy
sons command [offensive to women]
With
glowing hearts we see thee rise [offensive to cardiac patients]
The true
north strong and
free! [offensive to southern ontario][offensive to the oilers][offensive to the incarcerated]
From
far and wide [offensive to agoraphobes]
O canada, we
stand on guard for thee [offensive to the handicapped]
God keep our land glorious and free! [offensive to atheists, agnostics]
O canada, we stand on
guard for thee [offensive to pacifists]
O canada, we stand on guard for thee
