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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
What your wife doesn't dig scars, she's an antiwoman. Rene Russo would be displeased.
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I have a scar on my knee from falling off my bike at the dirthills. Before we were dating she asked what happened, and I told her that I was playing hockey and got hauled down from behind and tore up my knee and the scar was remnants of career ending surgery. She asked if I was good and I told her that I was the #1 pick at the bantam draft and was expected to carry some WHL team from the cellar to the top. Then I got called away and didn't get to finish my story and it wasn't until after we were dating that she learned the truth. As a result she hates to see scars on me.