Well yesterday I was at home to grab a bit to eat at 2:30 and my wife said whe was starting to have what felt like contractions.  I went back to work and 10 minutes later I'm heading back home to take her to the hospital (those pre-natal classes lied!).  At 5:36 this morning she gave birth to a baby boy.  I think I'm now at 42 straight hours without sleep.  So for the next couple days I'm back and forth between home and the hospital and probably won't be talking any trades.  
I'll say this much...unless you've been through the child birth experience first hand, I don't think you can appreciate what a woman goes through.

  Any moms out there, props to you, it's well merited!