LoL thanks
I did check ebay there was nothing doing for shorts. I guess I could explain.. its to make fun of a chochy friend of mine. I understand it isn't funny to anyone here, which is why I never bothered to explain in the first place, but trust me the inside joke when he opens this for his birthday will have him, his GF and his family rolling around on the floor laughing... and then he will wear all of this stuff while we are in Mexico.. which will make it even better because he plays right into the stereotype I have created of him.