No kidding, they invite you to a beer pong tourney and your friend doesn't want to go? Screw him, toss him in a cab, then go play beer pong with three or more girls.
One of two things is going to happen.
If you suck, you'll sit around with them eating ice cream and talking about past relationships.
Or
Well
Dear Penthouse letters, I never thought I'd be writing you, but . . .
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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