This is funny, I was once like you fols. Now everything you've posted I take for granted and it's no longer fun.
If I had to choose one thing that is amazing still to this day for me its this:
Tastes like Jones Cream Soda X1000
Also A&W Rootbeer in Canada is NOT real A&W Root Beer. But i'd trade the horrible A&W food down here for a ****ing Teen Burger.. or just go to Carls or In N Out
What I miss:
-Aero
-Canadian Kit Kat
-Coffee Crisp
-Eatmore
-Ketchup Chips
-Dill Pickle Chips
-White people Chinese food that doesn't suck (Ginger Beef)